Q. What is online photo sharing?
A. Sharing photos online. Moron! In short, a great way to view and trade porn. Or vacation photos. Or you and other couples making vacation photos in a shared bedroom.

Q. How do I register?
A. It's easy. Just send us your personal details (name, address, phone number, fingerprints and SSN) and then hope and pray that one of our creepy moderators does not sell them or stalk you.

Q. How can I get rid of those annoying banner ads and pop-ups?
A. You can't. That's how we make our money, dumbass.

Q. Is A Thousand Words free?
A. It's free but we will bombard you constantly with messages to upgrade to our premium service. You'll get 18 emails a day about it!

Q. Why does the website keep crashing?
A. I'm sorry, what was that? I thought I heard a baby crying. TOUGH SHIT STUPID . If this concerns you, upgrade to our premium service.

Q. What is the Premium Service?
A. It's exactly the same as the normal service except we offer you special reductions on quirky photo-laminated ashtrays and bumper stickers and it costs money and we sell your details to people we know in Nigeria.

Q. How secure is A Thousand Words?
A. If privacy is a concern, you're on the wrong website.
A Thousand Words is about sharing. Sometimes when you share, it affects you forever. Take herpes for example.
But it's not our place to censor your artistic expression. Sensitive and sadistic content really pulls in the suckers.
We employ a handful of stoned, minimum-wage teenagers to half-heartedly monitor uploads but they are really looking for something juicy that they can sell or send to their friends.

Our focus is on staying in business. Every few weeks, we move our servers to a country under completely different legal jurisdiction before the authorities have sufficient time to prosecute us.

Q. Is this a swinger site?
A. No. Not officially, anyway.