You've just been on vacation so why not take yourself on an ego trip? The best part of a vacation is seen through the camera lens. Vacations are the only time that you can have fun and really feel carefree and uninhibited, and you'll often make new friends that way. Now you can share your most intimate and banal moments immediately with millions of total strangers around the world. Photo sharing is epic. It is the future. Swapping. Imagine. With strangers! Within minutes of posting your photos on A Thousand Words, some guy on the other side of the globe will be building a shrine in his attic to your 7-year-old daughter or masturbating fervently to the snaps of your family picnic. Sound like fun? Sharing always is. And when you share, great things come back to you.

Don't risk your wife finding the Thai ladyboy pictures on your hard-drive. Don't jeopardize your friends' jobs by sending your filth by email. Store it all online on a public website and then swap it for some more hardcore stuff! Thanks to A Thousand Words, you never need to stash your porn in a sticky shoebox under the bed again. A Thousand Words is a community, a place where you can exchange, barter and make new friends with sinister individuals who will try to persuade you to visit them in exotic locations.

As online photo sharing caught on, enterprising hot young coeds quickly learned that lonely older men will buy gifts in return for more revealing pictures. A Thousand Words allows you to link your photos to a moronic blog, lame website or wishlist. Being a camera whore couldn't be easier! Simply slap on lots of make-up, shave all your body hair, wait for your roommates to go out, take a half-naked picture in the bathroom mirror from a weird angle and post online with a caption like "I will take it all off for an MP3 player" or "Send me $10 and I will show you my nipples". Money in the bank!

Since the advent of the digital camera and the camera phone, everybody is fair game. Just as the paparazzi have done for years, now you too can lie in the gutter with your cell phone at the ready, poised for that money shot as soon as a stiletto hits the sidewalk. You might have forgotten about taking your tits out on the subway or shitting yourself in Burger Shot at 2 AM after too many happy hours but the memories will soon come flooding back when you see your lowest moment documented for eternity - or least until our server crashes - on one of the A Thousand Words galleries.

It takes a true friend to post photos of their buddy's demeaning drunken escapades on the internet and this site has made a lot of unwitting web celebrities. Some of the best photos are taken when people are not aware. Like when they are in the shower and you are dressed in camouflage up the tree outside their bathroom window. The results are so much more natural. New camera phone applications allow you to upload photos directly to the web which means that you can snap your older sister blowing her new boyfriend on the porch and post it online before she's even had time to swallow. Violating people's privacy has never been so much fun!

These days you can humiliate people instantly, irrevocably and, most importantly ANONYMOUSLY! It's amazing the things people are prepared to do when they can hide behind the anonymity of the internet. Social networking and photo sharing sites have enabled jocks, nerds and social idiots to bully more effectively than ever before. In the past, hate campaigns used to take weeks or months to gather momentum; now, they can be up-and-running in a couple of hours.

Revenge on an ex-boyfriend has never been easier!


Back in the dark ages of the 1970's and 1980's, mortified kids would be forced to sit in front of family and friends as their parents clunked painstakingly through hours of vacation snaps on a carousel slide projector. Online photo sharing has changed all that. Forget bringing out the baby album when your son's new girlfriend comes round for dinner - now you can embarrass your children in front of the whole world!

There is something for everyone on A Thousand Words: more ugly babies than you can possibly imagine, cock shots, cats (some dressed in amusing outfits), pretentious pictures of wilting flowers, gritty urban landscapes, album cover rip-offs, sullen black-and-white emo self-portraits, insecure guys jacked up on roids and millions of badly-lit images of slutty, attention-seeking girls pouting in cheap, tight clothing. It doesn't matter how boring your photos are. If your life is meaningless and you feel compelled to share your newly-upholstered sofa or recently-pruned rock garden with the world, we guarantee that there will be a loser, psycho or pedophile somewhere out there who will want to take a look. Post hundreds of photos of yourself on A Thousand Words and then sit back and wait for weird people to tell you how good-looking you are. Then you can reply, denying it, creating a perpetual seesaw of complements and self-deprecation, feeding your attention-starved ego.

From 12-year-old girls pretending to be 48 to 42-year-old guys pretending to be 18, A Thousand Words brings people with common interests and perversions together. Everybody likes to be looked at and A Thousand Words gives you that creepy but erotic sensation of being watched. And, best of all, you'll feel selfless about your shameless self-promotion because you are sharing. Show the world how fun and wacky you are.

Embrace your inner narcissist.

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