Ever noticed how those people who claim that beauty is only skin-deep are the ones not getting laid?!!

Image is everything. There are no second chances at first impressions. Hair frosting, eyebrow plucking, MANicures, pedicures, facials... in order to be a player, you have to look like a player. I don't have a single hair on my body and I tan twice a day.

I heard a girl say to her mother last week - "Look that man's made of mahogany!" I was so flattered that I gave her a pair of my signed workout briefs. It takes work and dedication to look this good. I have to combine three different moisturizers to get the right results. It's all about products. Products, products, products.

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Because you're GENETICALLY DIFFERENT.

My aesthetician told me that she feels like Michelangelo working on the statue of David when she is waxing my back. I looked at a picture of that statue. He's got good definition but I'm so much more pumped. He also has a tiny cock. Unlike me. Mine is massive. That bitch will never work in the beauty industry again.

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