Let us break this down for you: if you consume more calories than you can burn off, you put on weight. You are fat because you have no self-control, fat-ass. Nobody said that you are supposed to eat it every day! Oh wait, we did! If you spent the last five years eating all your meals at Burger Shot and now weigh 400 pounds, don't try to throw it back in our face. Why aren't all the drunks suing Wife Beater gin or Jakey's lager? Do you want us to start saying to customers, "I think that you've had enough fries for one day, buddy." You have all had it too easy for too long. When your idea of a workout is trying to tip your burger tray into an over-sized trashcan without the lid flapping shut and covering you in gherkin mulch, you probably need to take a look at your lifestyle choices. Why do you think that we stopped filling your drinks for you? Why do you think that we now throw an empty cup in your face and scowl in the direction of a disease-ridden soda dispenser? Get some exercise! Enough of the 'Burger Shot made me fat' lawsuits! You will never win - we have more litigators than you have had fresh vegetables.

Also, while you are at it:

STOP.asking us why we don't serve milkshakes.

STOP.jacking off in our restrooms and we might start cleaning them.

STOP.telling us how much better the fries are at Wigwam Burger.

STOP.asking us when we are going to bring back the Magic Mushroom Triple Swiss.

STOP.spreading urban myths about battered cysts and rats' heads (or at least direct them at Cluckin' Bell).

Maybe then, and only then, we will stop charging you for extra sauce.