Chiropractic Overnight

	Imagine if your hands could heal. Imagine if someone was in pain and you could make them feel a tingling sensation throughout their entire body. Imagine if that healing power wore off. Now imagine if you charged for that service! Now imagine your face wedged between a pair of amazing tits on a yacht.



	Buy our Starter Kit today and we will throw in a free set of tarot cards and a beginners' guide to Feng Shui.


	Train as a chiropractor in one day! Since the dawn of time, men and women have explored the limits of their bodies. Some have craved the anonymous thwack of a studded paddle in the dark corners of fetish clubs and sadomasochistic sex dens. Others enjoy bending people into pretzels. But why limit your market to middle-aged lawyers? Chiropractics is a way to bring the suspension harness and sticky leather torture table out of the dungeon and into the hearts and faceless strip malls of every hypochondriac suburb in America. We all know that knuckle-cracking is the closest that most of us ever get to jerking off in the workplace. Well imagine the habit-forming potential of an unexpected but violent crack of the spinal column! The beauty of popping someone's back is that they feel fantastic, temporarily. Our chiropractor starter kit teaches you how to cash in on this rush of endorphins and how to turn the fleeting psychosomatic relief into a lucrative business. Spinal manipulation pays!

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Today's Competition

'When Push Comes to Shove'

Create the most outlandish name for a chiropractic treatment! Are you a proponent of the Two Fisted Toggle Drop, Lusty Lumbar Roll or the 'Focalizer Spinal Recoil Fecal Stimulus Effector Technique'?

'Pop Star'

Let us know your best back-cracking move of the week!

With only 26 vertebrae in the human spine, that's an average of just under an HOUR per vertebra!

	Chiropractic means "done by hand", which you will understand if you have ever watched adult films. Like a good bottle of whiskey, you feel great, then you feel bad, then you cry and do it all over again. As you skim through our step-by-step course, you will be amazed how easy it is to brainwash people into rejecting all the important medical discoveries of our time, such as germ theory, bacteria and viruses, and into putting their lives in the hands of a cult invented by a power crazy fishmonger turned magnetic-healer decades before the discovery of penicillin. We will show you how to focus on the erogenous zones to create an atmosphere of brief, awkward intimacy that will leave the patient feeling confused and violated yet somehow hungry for more. Soon they will be coming back to you again and again, chasing that bone-crunching high. WARNING: From time to time, chiropractic neck manipulation will cause a stroke but just think how happy these patients will be when half their body is permanently relaxed and they can slur their words without worrying if people think they are drunk. Imagine a job where you can legitimately knee a head-locked pensioner in the coccyx and go to work on a naked toddler with a spring-loaded hammer! Why spend seven years on a medical degree, when you can throw on a white coat and start introducing yourself as 'Doctor' at dinner parties tomorrow! Launch a new career in chiropractic for just $99! Or your money back!