(Firefly Island)

My wife and I are in our late seventies and would like to meet some open-minded couples in Firefly for some fun and frolics, and by fun and frolics I'm talking about saggy titties in your face and a coochie dry as dust. After 50 years of the missionary position, we feel that it is time to broaden our horizons while we still can. We get tired easily and need regular bathroom breaks but there is life in these old dogs yet! You'll be amazed what my wife can do when she takes her teeth out! Any day of the week works for us but please bear in mind that we go to bed at 6 PM and wear diapers to catch everything while we pee ourselves during the night. Don't be surprised if we look at you with a blank expression when we open the door - our memory is not what it used to be! I put on 4 pairs of trousers this morning! Email us with photos and a brief summary of what you hope to get out of our liaison. We have a few ideas but would love to hear your suggestions. We think that the stair-lift could certainly feature in the proceedings! We will provide snacks (liquidized, I'm afraid) and we have a cupboard full of prescription drugs. What are you waiting for?



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