(Charge Island)

My isolation bunker is finished! It is a cozy but functional space: bedroom, living room, bathroom (with rudimentary plumbing), blast ceiling, Geiger counter, and a masturbatorium. I have board games, a record player and enough instant noodles to last three years (which should be long enough, by my calculations). It has its own water well and small solar-powered generator, cleverly disguised as a bird table. I've done the best I can with the time available to me. Oh, and we recycle human waste.

There is room for three people but you have to move quickly. I have to limit you to a single backpack so please choose your belongings wisely. Some air freshener might be a good idea. I'm leaving my wife behind so I need at least one woman of child-bearing age. Save yourselves. They are coming. We haven't got long. I am battening down the hatches at 11:06 tomorrow morning.

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