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$500 Need hot female roommate. Heavy drinker preferred


(Suffolk)

This is the deal of the century! Spacious bedroom with en suite bathroom in a funky Suffolk apartment for $500...bills included! One of Yusuf Amir's buildings! My only requirements are that you're a girl and you're smoking hot. If you could walk around in your underwear occasionally, that would be great. Nothing kinky. I'm a nice, normal, professional guy. I just think that a hot chick will brighten up the place. I will try to maul you when I'm drunk and then forget the next morning. I will walk into your room without knocking. I will talk to your tits and hate all your boyfriends. And, of course, I will jerk off incessantly to the thought of pile-driving your tight little ass. But that's it. Nothing your father wouldn't do. The room is available now. Email me with a recent photo so we can arrange to meet up for a bottle of wine. I can't make my decision until I've seen you all flushed and giggly. Dumb broads.



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