(Beechwood City)

I sit in a deckchair on the corner of Tutelo Avenue in Beechwood City every day and piss myself while shouting abuse at ethnic minorities and lewd comments at young girls. It's great fun - a pensioner can get away with anything!!! My old pal Barry passed away last month after I pushed his wheelchair into traffic and I've been lost without him. It's not the same by myself and I miss his creepy cackle. I'm looking for a real cantankerous old bastard with an eye for a short skirt and a mistrust of all things foreign. Send me a telegram if you're interested. I think my phone number is Westdyke5-7745 or something.

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