(Willis)

I'm such a loser at lawbreaking! Who'd have thought that a life of crime would be so difficult? Something always seems to go wrong. I lock the keys in the getaway car. I burglarize a house and I fall asleep. I hold up a gas station and leave my wallet on the counter. I always get so flustered! I wasn't brought up to be a quitter but, if I botch another job, I'm going to end up doing some serious time. The judge actually laughed at me when I was last in court. Can anybody help me out? I feel like a few pointers from a professional would really boost my confidence. I'm just looking to shadow you for a couple of weeks and learn a few tricks of the trade along the way. You should have at least 10 years' experience with a focus on break-ins and stick-ups. I can't pay you very much but you can keep 100% of takings until I get up to speed.

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