(Algonquin)

OK, I'll lay it on the line. I've started taking off my wedding ring and leaving it in the hotel when I'm away on business. I know I'm a dog. I'm not proud of it, believe me. Most of the time I don't even get any ass, at least not without paying for it. I must be having a mid-life crisis. I even bought some designer jeans last week. I'm normally so careful but somewhere between the hotel, restaurant, massage parlor and strip club, I managed to lose the damn thing somewhere in Algonquin last night. It's a gold band with an engraving in Sanskrit that, like a FUCKING DUMBASS, I never wrote down anywhere. I can't even remember what it means - I had the mother of all hangovers on my wedding day. If you have found it, sold it, pawned it, seen it... ANYTHING, please let me know. I will double your money. I'm back home now in Verona Beach, Los Santos, and I'm not going to be able to hide this for much longer. I can't believe she hasn't noticed yet.



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