(Northern Gardens)

Has anybody lost a fat baby? I found one in the parking lot of the Bohan Burger Shot this morning. What the fuck have you been feeding that thing? Butter? I nearly put my back out hurling it into the pick-up. It took me about 10 minutes to find out whether it was a boy or a girl! I don't know whether you forgot it or dumped it (I wouldn't blame you - I'd do the same if my kid looked like that) but, if I haven't heard from anyone by tomorrow at lunchtime, I'm going to sell it to that www.babiesovernight.com. There's no way I'm changing that diaper again. It looks like that Paleek Paneer Indian diarrhea shit. I've seen some things in my time but that's going to give me nightmares for life.



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