(Steinway)

I've made it 3 weeks off the sauce but I'm at the end of the line. It's boring. Morning, afternoon, evening - they're all the same. I can't find anything fun to do. There are only so many times I can go to the movies. I miss all my drunk friends. Sober people only talk about goals and exercise and salad. Even cigarettes don't taste the same. And how am I supposed to pick up women? Fuck what the doctor says - I'm going back on the booze and I want to fall off the wagon in style. I'm looking for somebody to join me in the most self-loathing display of binge drinking Dukes has ever seen, starting tonight. Anybody will do - you're just a decoy so it looks like I'm not drinking alone. I'm 32 y/o and go at it real hard.



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