To the hobo who put his hand up my skirt in Cluckin' Bell (Hove Beach)

To the girl I had the one-night-stand with (BOABO)

Jenn, class of '87, Washington Beach High, WHERE ARE YOU NOW? (Liberty City)

I wolf-whistled as you were crossing the road, you got knocked down by a truck (Port Tudor)

Were you on the bus from Chinatown to Lancaster last night at around 1 AM? (Lancaster)

Our eyes met, my wife hit me (BOABO)

Sorry for checking out your 13-year-old daughter (Easton)

Indian girl in the park - why did you run? (Presidents City)

You're a hot flight attendant, I was drunk (Cerveza Heights)

I kicked your dog, you spat in my face (Lower Easton)

Were you walking along Iron Street in The Triangle this morning? (Colony Island)