(Hove Beach)

Cluckin' Bell, Hove Beach, 8:30 this morning. You: bearded hobo drinking mouthwash and eating out of the trash can. Me: young, blonde student in denim skirt and red blouse. On my way to the exit, you rolled out from under a table, thrust your hand between my legs and said something about how I knew I wanted it. Your gesture of chivalry caught me off guard so I must apologize for kicking you in the face. Very rude of me. Much as I am attracted to men who don't pull their trousers down to pee, forgive me if I pass on your kind offer this time.

Call me a fool but I'm holding out for something better.



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