(Lancaster)

I was the young man who fell asleep and shat himself in the back row. As I woke up to the horrifying aftermath of 9 pints of Patriot and 3 Chihuahua hotdogs, I saw a guy in a Liberty Penetrators t-shirt laughing and taking pictures of me on his cell phone. If you or anybody else has photos of me in my brown shorts, I'm begging you not to post them online. Have a heart. It happens to us all.



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