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Start your own business! Anybody can make meth! It's like a 6th grade chemistry experiment. Meth is alchemy for the 21st century - you are turning cough medicine into gold. I've made a lot of money over the past couple of years but it's time for a change. I want to take some time off, play some golf and maybe try my hand at a little human trafficking. I figure that I can always come back to meth. Ever since I blew up my 2-year-old daughter, all the fun's gone out of it. There's only so long you can live with blacked-out windows and the smell is driving me insane. Not to mention the red stains on my hands!
It's a great little lab that will slot nicely into the corner of any room in the house.
Includes: propane tanks drain cleaner paint thinner coffee filters machine gun camp stove lithium batteries rubber tubing rock salt rubber funnels cotton balls swimming pool chemicals cheesecloth bleach rubber gloves book on fisting glass containers monosodium something anal thermometer
You'll need more stuff (just look online) but this is definitely a good starter kit. I also still have about 200 packets of allergy pills. Make me an offer.
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