(Lancaster)

It used to be my signature move! The headbang, the windmill, the slide across the floor on my knees. Chicks loved it! Then it all fell apart. I don't know how it happened. It doesn't even look like a guitar any more. People just stare at me like I can't dance. I've tried everything, even the air ukulele, but I can't get it to work. Hopefully, you'll have better luck. If you can fix it, it will get you a lot of ass.



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