(Middle Park West)

I phoned in sick this morning after a crazy night on the liqs. I still feel loaded now! I'm starting to think those pills weren't aspirin. I was hoping to leave a quick message with my secretary but that bitch of an intern patched me straight through to my boss. He started firing questions at me and, for some unknown reason, I blurted out that I had conjunctivitis! IDIOT! Why couldn't I just have said a sore throat or a migraine?!!! Anyway, it's done now and I need to find someone in Liberty City with conjunctivitis TODAY! I've missed five days this month and they're starting to get very suspicious and threatening a drug test. I've heard it's pretty contagious so this shouldn't take too long. I'll pay you $200. Not bad for a few germs!



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