(Castle Garden City)

Where are all the helpless romantics? Where are all the mama's boys? Where are all the men with a deep-seated fear of rejection and a tendency to give me a hot black eye? I want you to run around after me like a little lapdog. I want you to cancel your plans at the last minute to bring me coffee. I want to belittle you in front of your friends and family. Then I want you to snap, hard. I'm attractive with a gym-hard body and you will get sex from time to time, although I will ridicule your performance and laugh at your child-like size. I want somebody I can grind down systematically over a period of months or years. I will make you fall in love with me and then I will steal your spirit. Send me an email with a recent photo and, if I like what I see, meet me for coffee and a merciless character assassination and we can take it from there. Don't send cock shots! I know what a penis looks like. My dad showed me his all the time.



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