Time to get hard around the house!
The Frotobot 3000 is beating off all the competition!

We tested this out. An extra pair of hands is great to help you relax. Whether you are making some batter in the kitchen, cleaning your stinking pipes in the bathroom, spit-shining your trophy in the living room, buffing your pewter in the dining room or polishing your banister in the hall, the Frotobot 3000 will take the elbow work out of any manual task. Realistic mouth too.

Five different stroke speeds combine to apply just the right amount of pressure and friction to get the job done. The Frotobot 3000 switches hands every 30 seconds for an even finish and dispenses a moist sanitary wipe to mop up any residue. The detachable hands come in a wide range of sizes, skin colors and surface textures - from trucker-coarse to baby-soft. Whether you are looking for a light dusting or a rigorous rub-down, this tool will get you there.

The Frotobot 3000 is friendly, discreet, uses facial recognition and does not smoke. It will mix you a cocktail and light you a cigarette at the end!

We really enjoyed testing this out.