Bitchin'

Pimp out your pooch with Eris PAWZ. These K9 kicks will have your favorite pet drooling! Stretch-fit and one-size with extra grip for some hardcore rutting, PAWZ sneakers are the new craze in dogwear that is sweeping the nation. Dogs are acutely aware of brands, so if you buy any of the counterfeit models out there, your dog will hate you and one day eat your balls in your sleep. Be an animal. It's time to howl at the moon. In expensive dog sneakers.

Only $50 (remember you need to buy two pairs)