Exchange your eggs or sperm for cash or plastic surgery!

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Blow your load, blow some cash!
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NOTE: Don't go wild in there! Your heart rate will already be sky-high after a meal at Cluckin' Bell. The last way you want to leave this world is with your trousers round your ankles next to a jizz-mag in a fast food restaurant.