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Slice (around an eighth) - $60 Large Slice (approx quarter) - $110 Half Pie - $180 Whole Pie - $320
Cash only. Not for re-sale. Please have the money ready when the delivery guy arrives and keep your hands where he can see them. We don't barter. Please tip.
PURPLE HAZE You won't remember your first! Tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, eggplant, beetroot, red onion.
ACAPULCO GOLD You'll smell it two blocks away! Tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, cheddar cheese, chicken, yellow peppers, pineapple.
WHITE WIDOW You won't want to move after this! Olive oil and garlic sauce, mozzarella cheese, garlic, artichoke hearts, and topped with goat cheese.
MOROCCAN CARAMELLO Get ready for some sticky fingers! Tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, chorizo, sun-dried tomatoes, caramelized onions.
SHROOM FEST (Seasonal) It will make you see things differently! Tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, gold tops, blue meanies, liberty caps and fresh herbs.
SPECIAL OFFERS The 4:20 special - half-price slices after school! The Wake n' Bake special - 15% off all pizzas ordered before 10am!
If you like a bit of extra kick, why not order a Power Crust Pizza, dusted with our special seasoning? Warning: can cause psychotic behavior.


Soda- Don't let cottonmouth get the better of you! Sprunk, E-Cola and Orang-O-Tang in one-liter and two-liter bottles (many uses for these after you are finished!)
Beer- Logger, Piswasser, Jakey's
Cigarettes- Redwood, Cardiaque and 69 Brand Nuggets- Sometimes you don't want a whole slice. Fly High's nuggets are the perfect snack-size order for people on a budget. Mini Calzones- Pre-rolled pizzas for one! No cutlery required! Cheap, convenient and ready to choke down! Lots of candy!



Placing your order - BE COOL! USE THE CODE. Tell us the type of pizza you want and let us know the quantity, e.g. 'Just a slice' 'Extra cheese on half' 'A whole pie' Please mention whether you need napkins (standard or king-size). Pizzas can be delivered in aluminum foil or vacuum sealed plastic bags. We find that at least half of our customers have problems remembering their phone number and address. If you can write these down before calling, it will save us all a lot of time and confusion.
Runners wanted! Excellent commission structure. Must be inconspicuous and comfortable with violence. Call for rigorous background check.
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