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"Master Pedeaston. I am extremely hoping of your exit from jail. I often remembers the days when you was in Phuket and you teach me the famous english games like hide the toothbrush and jacking the beanstalk.
Did you forget about my ticket to America? I still waiting."
"Oi papai! I thought that poppycock was just a quaint old English expression until you dropped your trousers and pulled out a bag of heroin! Still, my parents are grateful for the $8 that you paid them and I am muito excited about the university place you promised! Please write soon."
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