Name Age From Diangelo 33 Bohan, USA FEMALES ONLY. My name is Diangelo and I am doing a 20-year sentence at the Alderney State Correctional Facility for snapping a woman's neck. Please write to me. Mail call is the loneliest time. I need to feel some connection with the outside world other than the guards having their way with me. I need female contact. My cellmate is looking more appealing by the day. Maybe you're an older, single woman? Maybe you're insecure about your appearance? If you give me the gift of friendship, I will give you love and support. All I ask is that you send a carton of cigarettes each month and house me after my release. I am not a bad person - I just made some bad choices in my life. Like setting my wife on fire. Judge me not for what I've done but for who I am and what I am capable of doing. We all live under the same sky. I might be physically trapped but I can still go on spiritual journeys via your letters. They will be a shining light in the darkness of my daily hell. If you can include some dirty stuff, that would be much appreciated. After 9 years locked in a cell 23/7, I'm running out of masturbation scenarios. Name Age From Kerry 17 Los Santos, USA Hiya! I'm Kerry! I'm in my last year of high school and I'm just a crazy ass girl who's down for anything - yesterday I drank a whole bottle of aftershave! I have a lisp and im full of contradictions and letters from former therapists. Im serious but people laugh at me. I have a dynamic personality but im an introvert. Would you like to receive a letter from me every day? I have a positive attitude but I am manically depressed. Im stupid but opinionated. I have a rabbit but I trust no one... that's not really a contradiction, I suppose. I like to learn about different cultures and I will write to almost anybody even someone from Australia. Also, no disabled children. I would also like a new religion to piss off my parents. Something with chanting and ceremonial cutting. Will you be my friend? Name Age From Adeben 38 United States of America GREETINGS FROM GHANA! I am honorable American man on vacation in Accra and I have lost my wallet of money. Can you wire American dollars so I can buy airplane ticket back to my home soil? I thank you most effusively for writing to me at early opportunity. Your humble friend, Adeben.