Horny High School Reunions

Pupil: Randy Fox
Class of: 2003
High School: Boar Corner High School

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BIO:

There is no sugar-coating this. I've made such a mess of my life. I live alone. I have no career to speak of. Ever since that psychotic bitch tampered with my brake fluid and I crashed into the mini-mart, it has been one disaster after another. What has happened to me? The years haven't been kind. Every night I sit at home eating noodles and drinking mouthwash until I pass out in my own vomit. I would kill myself but I'm too much of a coward.

Does anybody want to meet up for a drink?

MESSAGE:

Randy! I can't believe you're on this website! You can't even begin to understand how devastated I was when you took out that restraining order against me. How many times do I have to tell you I'm sorry??? I was young, I was in love. I am a different person now. I am lots of different people. I'm at college and I even have a blog. I still wear a lock of your hair around my neck. Please don't shut me out again, Randy. I've started hurting animals again. I need you. Nobody will ever love you as much as me.
- Amber xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

REPLY FROM RANDY :

Just leave me alone. And leave my family alone. You've caused enough problems to last a lifetime. I will walk with a limp for the rest of my life because of you.

MESSAGE:

You dumped me on my birthday. I will kill you on yours.
- Amber.

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