Horny High School Reunions

Pupil: Lincoln Atwood
Class of: 1998
High School: Graysford Academy

NICKNAME:
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BIO:

Everything was going great after high school. I found a good job as a mechanic, moved in with my girlfriend and started to plan for a family. Then I got bombed on whisky and PCP one night and ended up holding up a liquor store. Seemed like a good idea at the time! Now I'm three years into a life sentence at the Alderney State Correctional Facility. I am sharing a cell (and all too often a bed) with a psychotic biker called Digger who makes me shave my legs. I am trying to stay positive and it would be great to hear from some of my old high school buddies. Sometimes it's hard to remember what life was like before I became Digger's bitch. Please write to me or come visit! Bring cigarettes if you can. Hope you're all well.

MESSAGE:
You got life for holding up a liquor store?
REPLY FROM LINCOLN :

I also shot a cop.

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