Pupil: Mikey Norburg
Class of: 1990
High School: Rotterdam Heights High School

Hola dudes. Since leaving high school, I have been mostly sleeping with relatives and living in a trailer. I make whatever money I can selling drugs to children. Send me an email if you want a cheap hand-job from my sister.

Hey, I didn't write this!!!!! I'm living in Los Santos with my wife and three kids! I've had the police at my door twice this week. This is humiliating. When will you stop picking on me? WTF? Leave me alone.
- Michael Norburg.

At least we don't pin signs on your back any more! Sniff, sniff...what's that smell? It's TURDHEAD! TURDHEAD!
- 'Dambuster' Danny

You're in your 30s, Danny. Get a LIFE!
- Michael Norburg