Pupil: Mandy Allhand
Class of: 1996
High School: Fort Side High School

24/7

Hiya!!! This is a message for anyone who was at Fort Side High School between 1989 and 1996. This is for all the girls who used to call me 24/7 behind my back because I was supposedly 'always open for business' and who voted me 'most likely to take my clothes off for money'. OK, so I had my fair share of boys but I didn't notice any of them complaining! I can't help it if I matured early. If you'd had a killer rack like mine at such an age, you'd have all done the same thing. I just thought you might like to know that I now work for a big PR company in Liberty City and I made VP last year. Not bad for the airhead bimbo! PR is easy.

Anyway, I've lost a lot of weight recently and figured that now would be a good time for a class reunion! Who's in?! Mandy x

BTW... remember that blond cheerleader, Brenda? She served me tacos at Ping the other day! She's ballooned like a puffer fish!! Take it from me, you wouldn't want her at the top of a pyramid!

Hi Mandy! I remember when you used to show me your tits in exchange for my math homework! I'd love to get another look at those puppies???
- Darius.

I'm still way out of your league, Darius.

Hey Mandy. Remember that party at Debbie's dad's place at the end of our senior year? I know you were drunk. I know you thought I was Danny Kurtz but it was the best sex of my life. In fact, it was the only sex of my life! I'd love to see you again and rekindle the flame! We still haven't talked about that night.

I wasn't drunk, I was passed out! Well, I guess that solves the immaculate conception theory! Fucking asshole! No wonder that kid is so ugly. You owe me $120,000 in back payments. See you in court.

Mandy Allhand! I can't believe it! Not a day goes by when I don't jerk off to the thought of you in your sports bra. Listen - I'm going to keep this short and to the point. I'm willing to pay $2,000 for a photo of you in underwear. Not naked, just underwear. Oh, and pig tails. If you can wear a retainer, that would be great.
- Ralph Upwell.

Ralph, if you were the last person on Earth... well, actually, if you were the last person on Earth I probably would... If there were 10 men left on the planet, I would fuck the other nine before you! Pervert! Are you still getting your dog to lick yogurt off your balls?