Horny High School Reunions

Pupil: Peter Wyndup
Class of: 1987
High School: Washington Beach High School

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BIO:

Hello! Petie W here! How is everyone? Things have been going great for me since high school. After some shrewd business moves in the late 1990s, I was able to surf the dotcom wave into some serious 7-figure action. The houses, the cars, the women - I've got it all. I'm rich and I'm happy. Well, I had it all. You know what they say - once an over-achiever, always an over-achiever! Jenn, you told me I'd never amount to anything. Look at me now! I was rich. Why didn't you answer my calls? I went to your house and they told me you moved. Please get in touch. We can start again. I'll pay your Dad back all the money.

Any other Washington Beach girls out there? I'm single and looking for a relationship. Something casual. If I can move in with you temporarily, even better. Send me a note!

MESSAGE:

You're so full of shit. You're not rich! You sold me a flat-pack mini-bar at Krapea only two weeks ago! I pretended not to know you because I was too embarrassed!
- Claire Floward, class of 87.

MESSAGE:

I married this loser. Unless you find alcoholism and gambling attractive qualities in a man, stay the fuck away from him!

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