| | |  | big instruments for little men | | |  | | |  | | | | Size does matter! How many times have you heard that? Well, a man who plays a mandolin is a sissy. The man with his mouth around a 4 foot pipe knows - nothing assuages the feelings of sexual inadequacy like the power of a huge horn between the thighs!
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