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Didgeridoo fans rejoice! Who can resist wrapping their lips around an indigenous instrument? People have been playing the didgeridoo for 40,000 years, which means that it's ok and actually explains a lot of erotic cave art. It's Australia's most popular pastime and solves the mystery of why they lost the war.

Scholars claim that the word 'Didgeridoo' means 'monotonous drone that makes you want to kill yourself' in Gaelic and was coined by Irish settlers who arrived in Australia to set up a theme pub at the end of the 18th century.

Mistaken for bongs by whacked-out college students, didgeridoos started to appear in the USA in the 1960's and hippies have been groaning down plastic tubes in city parks ever since.

Playing the didgeridoo is a spiritual journey - one that takes you to places you've never been - out of breath and humiliated - with people you never really meet. What could be more natural that squatting down half-naked with your lips wrapped around a tree? ilovetoblow.org is the definitive site for didge-devotees from all corners of the globe.

Circular breathing classes from ilovetoblow.org
Normally the preserve of new-born babies, porn stars and didgeridoo players, now you too can learn the fine art of circular breathing. The perfect birthday or anniversary present for that special lady! There's nothing more annoying than your girlfriend gagging and gasping for air when you're trying to chug a beer and watch the game. Our course will keep her down there for hours!
Tip of the Day
Why spend $600 on an authentic Aboriginal didgeridoo when you can make one out of PVC tubing and some duct tape? If you can't find anything in the trash, cranking your hand under a sweaty armpit produces a similar effect.