 | | Here are some of the latest special offers at Leftover Vacations. These vacations really are a fantasy and really are left over! They are going fast! Buy now! Secure your trip with a deposit, worry about the details later. Book online or call our 900 number. |
 | Ready for some fun in the sun? Enjoy an unforgettable week exploring Lebanon's idyllic coastline for under $300! Fly into Rene Mouawad Air Base in the north of the country and then travel for days by bus over hostile, war-ravaged terrain until you reach the Mediterranean paradise of Beirut, the most talked about city in the world! Live like the locals in traditional accommodations, selected based on availability at time of arrival. We promise that you will get a refund if shot. You have never seen quality like this before! Call now to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime promotional offer! Some terms and conditions apply. It's a real adventure you'll be talking about for years! |

 | It's not a foggy shit hole full of moody cranks. Visit one of the most famous cities in the world for less than $200! Flights are via Oslo and Vienna to nearby Manchester Airport and the accommodation is at a quaint B&B style hotel in the lovely city of Preston, with easy access to all London's main attractions. Only a few places left! You must act fast! Send us a security deposit for $1,500 NOW to secure your seats (we will refund this later in the form of 'travel-bucks', redeemable at a wide range of shops and delis). Some date restrictions apply. |
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 | Have you ever dreamt of owning a second home? How about owning a second home for one week out of the year with a bunch of strangers who probably shit on the carpet? Can you imagine being able to escape to a pied-à-terre for romantic weekend getaways? Do you even know what a pied-à-terre is? Who really gives a shit? Timeshares are never a regretful decision. Leftover Vacations is giving you the chance to share in an incredible investment property, located in the beautiful city of Detroit, Michigan. We will provide transportation and airfare for you to come see it. After a great presentation and use of an ether soaked rag, you will wake up having signed some great contracts. Just think, for a one-time payment of only $20,000, you could have limited access to an inner-city studio apartment in America's murder capital for the rest of your life! Sign up for this exclusive offer today and we will give you a boat! |

 | Lowest price in history! You just pay for the flight! A swamp full of right-wing nutjobs and deadly mosquito-born diseases is what makes Florida great. Enjoy free accommodation in a new hotel that is only months away from completion. If you like an airy room and are prepared to be inventive with the disposal of your human waste, you cannot afford to pass up this limited time offer. Fly indirect from Liberty City's Francis International Airport! No time to read the small print, this offer expires in 5 minutes!!!! Call IMMEDIATELY to lock in this special rate. Some restrictions apply. |
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 You have been selected to join our exclusive Travel Club! Enjoy special discounts, amazing offers and unique package deals all for the low promotional rate of $2,000 per year! A telemarketer will call you every 10 minutes for the rest of your life! Be an adventurer! |
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