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| | | Forum: World domination conspiracies | | | | The Mullet, The Miller, Mom. | | |  |
| | Name: ReichstagFire
Location: Los Santos | | | | | I've been thinking a lot. Open your eyes! For hundreds of years, a powerful group of Europeans has been hatching plans to rule the world via a single, totalitarian government. It's true - fascists have bad hair! Characterized by their mullet haircuts, pot bellies, bad teeth and distinctive rituals of line dancing and group urination outside heavy metal clubs, these cigarette-smoking anarchists have been spotted in countries such as Germany, Belgium and the Czech Republic and have permeated every stratum of society from ice hockey to sexually confused teen girls to country music. Don't be fooled by the paper governments of the developed world; the Mulletati are responsible for every bloody revolution ever perpetrated and are masterminding events that will lead to a new world order in which sausage for breakfast and wine for lunch will become the norm. This is a worldwide conspiracy directed at the manipulation and control of humanity... I say nuke them!
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| | Name: Taos Hum
Location: Vice City | | | | | Isn't that the European Union?
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| | Name: Julio
Location: Los Santos | | | | | Femme Puerto Rican, 9 inches cut, seeks bad daddy for depraved sex games.
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| | Name: Taos Hum
Location: Vice City | | | | | Are you sure that you're on the right website, Julio?!!
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| | Name: Julio
Location: Los Santos | | | | | Definitely... I love you conspiracy nuts - you're into some crazy shit! Who wants to be my bottom? Or spank my bottom.
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| | Name: Majestic12
Location: Vice City | | | | | That deranged alcoholic in my local bar who rants about secretly controlling world affairs from his tool shed has a mullet. I'd better kill him...
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| | Name: Chupacabra
Location: Liberty City | | | | | I'm sacrificing my niece next week, if anyone's interested. Seriously, she's into it. Virgins welcome. Bring snacks and condiments.
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