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| | Name: ChemTrail Location: Liberty City | | | | | Is anyone else freaked out by the demotion of Pluto to the number 134340? Television teaches us that when a race comes close to discovering the truth about our existence it is eliminated by a huge death ray housed within a top-secret galactic satellite. Look at what happened to the Incas! Could it be Pluto? Look at the facts: Pluto has never been visited by a spacecraft, rotates in the opposite direction to the other planets and has a decidedly eccentric orbit. No coincidence that it was named after the god of the underworld. This is a deliberate ploy to deflect attention from Pluto and to denigrate its image. Our affection for the solar system stems from school and childhood but nobody is going to care about a disgusting little dwarf planet...
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| | Name: Apollo11 Location: Las Venturas | | | | | Great to finally find someone more paranoid than me!
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| | Name: Bermuda Triangle Location: Vice City | | | | | Am I the only one turned on by this? Anyone want to go into a private chat room?
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| | Name: Anon | | | | | Pilates is the beginning of the end of life as we know it. Discuss.
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| | Name: Big Foot Location: Los Santos | | | | | Anyone know of any good cults in the Los Santos area? Always a cheap way to get drunk and laid. The last group I joined all committed suicide last week.
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| | Name: Majestic12 Location: Liberty City | | | | | The lies of NASA. Have you noticed that NASA is an anagram of SATAN... well, nearly. The T is silent. I know it.
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| | Name: Speed Freak Location: Liberty City | | | | | Are you that naked Chinese man who follows me wherever I go? When will you stop haunting my dreams?
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