"Hi!!! I'm Jill Von Crastenburg! For the next six months, I will be telling everyone about the wonders of Lipurgex. In the past, I always struggled with weight gain. I used to fluctuate between 60 and 80 pounds and I felt like such an OBEAST! Then I discovered Lipurgex and it changed my life. I haven't eaten anything for three weeks and the weight is dropping off more quickly than I can drop dress sizes! When I was a size 2, I felt so PUDGY...UGGGH! Like my father keeps telling me, size 0 is the new size 6! I used to dread my bikini shots but now I can't wait to be pushed down to the water's edge in a wheelchair and lifted into the surf.

Last week I decided to fly from Liberty City to Los Santos for dinner. I boarded the plane and they sat me next to this huge sweaty guy. In First Class!!! (Normally I never go commercial, but I had to for the benefit of this anecdote) His leg kept brushing my gold Derriere mini-dress. Disgusting! That's what you get for trying to mingle with the common people, I suppose. Of course I asked for the plane to be landed immediately so that I could call my father and get him to send the private jet. Fat is so NASTY!

As a young girl, my mother told me every day "you're not OK as you are and your body is not OK as it is" and I'm grateful for this fine nurturing approach to motherhood. I think that clothes stores for large people should all be shut down before kids start to think that this kind of lifestyle is acceptable. I get harassed for smoking on the plane so why should they get away with it?!

I'm proud to be the face of Lipurgex and proud to be the thinspiration for millions of young girls around the world. Get down to 50lbs and then get a boob job - that's the way to achieve the ideal body, according to my agent. It's only going to get harder for me. I don't want middle-aged men saying "Oh Jill was so much hotter when she was 12!". My goal is to lose another 10lbs before each birthday. With Lipurgex, I know that I can get there. Champagne, Lipurgex and my Didier Sachs diaper are all I need to survive and look great! Sometimes I black out for days but what does it matter... skinny is HOT!!"

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