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 |  | | CLICK TO READ MESSAGE BOARD | | | | | | | Imagine you wake up, as if in a dream, in a 3-D world where you can fly and never grow old. You can punch people you don't like, live in a cave or a castle, and live in your own reality, like people in Florida. Welcome to MyOnlineMe, or MOM. Unlike real life, in this virtual life you can be and do anything you want. Buy a piece of land out in the woods. Start a militia. Meet women who are really men for a night of fun and laughter and never feel guilty about it.
MOM opened in 2005 and is now a 24 hour world inhabited by over a million people who are lonely, sitting in their bedrooms, jacked into the network. Soon your physical surroundings will be irrelevant and we'll all live in self-storage containers with Ethernet cables for hair. It's fantastic.
Create your avatar. Make him have a huge one. Ride a tricycle and fling your own feces. Virtual reality is what you make of it. This new reality is just like the old reality. Everybody hates you and if you don't pay the monthly fees you'll disappear. | | | | | | |
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