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| Shaved or natural? | Shower or grower? | Do you have a nickname for your genitals? | |
| whole body is shaved | neither - I'm a eunich | percy | |
| How many sexual partners have you had? | When did you last have sex? | How often do you masturbate? | |
| 212 prostitutes, 1 doll | 5 minutes ago | no need. I just fuck my doll | |
| Ever had sex with anything not human? | One word to describe you: | What makes you happy? | |
| sex with helga is better than any human | creepy | shooting guns and fucking my doll | |
| Finish this sentence. "I wish... | | ||
| was allowed to marry my doll | | ||
| Wat can I tell you? Ive decided its time fro me to make sum friends. At the moment its just me and my doll, Helga. And my guns. Thats my life and I like it. Helgas the most realistic lifesize doll yove ever seen. To think I used to jerk off with a buttered baguette (highly recommended btw). Ive always loved dolls and used to rip the heads off my sisters as a kid. I messed around with blowups in the past but this is the real deal. She looks like Samantha Muldoon. I dress her up as a school girl in slutty makeup and bang her like theres no tomorrow. She cost me $6000 but you can spend that in a year on prostitutes and they just lie there all lifeless. Helga feels like shes pushing back and its just like boning a drugged up chick. She weighs 100lb which is more than most celebtrities. Real women disgust me. Ive seen it on tv all they do is drink coffee and talk about clothes and try to take away your soul. Sluts all of them. I don't want used goods and virgins just don't go for me. Believe me, Ive tried. If theyre being honest, every man would fuck one of these dolls. Everybofy likes fake tits, right? Well shes got three entry points, if u know wat I mean. She doesn't talk back or get all frigid like my exgirlfriend did when I would beat the shit out of her and and then want to teabag her face. Theres none of this no means yes and yes means no shit. She doesn't bruise or complain or file orders of protect or complain about me shitting the bed. She's got real public hair and lactates and urinates which combines my first and last memories of mom. Shes not uncomfortable being alone with me. You might trhink im a loser but im proud of my relationship with Helga. Most women are braindead anyway. I even took jher to my dads place for chrstmas last year. I thnk my cousin mightve messed with her when I was passed out in the yard. Hes gonna meet with a nasty accident. You can judge me all you want bhind my back. Do it to my face and ill chew your face off. Where am I going to find a girl with 36D breasts, 22 inch waist who feels dead? Even I know I look like a creep. It wouldve been cheaper to buy some real chick from eastern europe on that pointclickshipabitch.com but i didnt. Before Helga it was just me my hand and sum screaming brat I picked up from the fair. Now I get to fuck model pussy whenever I want it. She so much better than a real chick. Nobody has ever been in my apartment and that's how I like it. People let you down and report you to the police. Butt im redy to take a chance. Iv never had a heathly relationship with a human but Im not completely closed off to the idea. Im just a lonely man looking for friends - nothing heavy or sexyual. A few emails and maybe a picnic. I like to smoke pot and I have my own truck. If you like what you see, send me a message. | |
| guppywart7 Wow that doll sounds pretty sweet. Do you think I could get one made to look like my sister but with a bigger rack? cluelesscubist09 How many people have you killed? britishmayofetish43 $6000!!! Thats an expensive wank! pigmywarrior6 STOP SENDING ME MYSPAM allaboutthegirth4 I liv about 2 hours from Fort Carson. I can give u sum drugs for a go on ur doll? | |