Cluckin' Bell has the best TV commercials ever. Have you seen them? And what great food. They are always careful to keep the secret ingredient of their tasty batter - salt - under wraps. It is amazing how they managed to take one of the world's healthiest meats and turn it into a lethal death trap. Forget avian flu - Cluckin Bell's deep-fried carrion has been killing people for decades. A visit to Cluckin' Bell leaves a thin film of grease and dirt all over your body that takes days to wash off... and that's why we love it. Stop off for a Mighty Cluck. Only 99c! That's cheaper than water! Or try the Stuffed Pollo Todo Frito. It's an entire chicken stuffed with mashed potatoes and gravy then deep fried! Awesome. |
