Peep That Shit



All work and no play makes you a dull boy, unless you're a girl. Or a boy who used to be a girl. In a city where you can get a transvestite to your door quicker than a police officer, there is a lot of fun to be had. After dark, the party animals come out to play in Liberty City. Find a friend on craplist, invite them over, and find out how the city really shames itself with anonymous depravity. From lighthearted entertainment to outright debauchery, Liberty City's nightlife has something for everyone.

Split Sides
Comedy Club

*Critics' Choice*
If you need a little humor and a lot of drinks in your life, Split Sides at Star Junction in Algonquin is the perfect place...

Perestroika
*Critics' Choice*
For something a little different, why not check out Perestroika at Hove Beach? A gem in the heart of Broker's Russian community...
Love a lap dance? Like to make strippers cry when you say "who's your daddy?" and she responds that her daddy was a little handsy and that's why she's grinding you for a fiver? Nothing makes you feel more like a man than having women perform for a few dollars. If you are looking to let off more than just steam, what better way to finish the evening than an awkward encounter with a desperate, naked stranger? These days, strip clubs are not just for frat boys and men in the depths of a mid-life crisis. It's a leisure activity. Whether you are looking to get addled, straddled or paddled, Liberty City's strip clubs cater to every taste and perversion. Here are a few of our favorite dens of iniquity:

Honkers * Critics' Choice *
Tinderbox Road between Phalanx Road and Julin Avenue
Tudor, Alderney

The Triangle Club *Critics' Choice *
Drill Street at Coxsack Avenue
Northern Gardens , Bohan

Bahamas Mamas
Purgatory, Algonquin

Liberteen Kids Theater
Banging Trash Can Lids For An Hour
Fairy Body Paint

Maginot Theater
WTF - A Tale of Online Love
The Wind From Below

Magic Curtain Theater
Swinging Puppets
The Gulls
Amdram Theater
Shakespeare on Drugs
The Flying Whore

The Seagull Theater
Abandon Shit
Raincoat Exposé