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T939448 wrote Dear Pink Torpedo Support: I told my girlfriend last night that I had a computer virus and she totally went bonkers. I said I don't know where I got it and she said it's that filthy bitch at the coffee shop. I totally denied it but it was that filthy bitch at the coffee shop. Can you help? Support wrote Yeah, for $99.99 Kerein Karr wrote Dear Pink Torpedo Support: I put the Pink Torpedo in my system and it started making weird noises. Is this normal. Support wrote You need to run a diagnostics test but there is something wrong with your internal drive and you should throw the computer away and get a new one. Felix Martinez wrote Dear Pink Torpedo Support: I gave a new mouse to a friend. They called and said it was totally stuck and dead and they couldn't get any response. Support wrote Please see the end user license agreement for your mouse. This is not in the warranty. Ayeda Glaten wrote Dear Pink Torpedo Support: My mom was playing Cavern of Sorrow and caught a computer virus from a young boy she met. Is LARPING the cause? Support wrote You can catch viruses from anywhere. Buy another license agreement and your problems will be solved. Trotter wrote Dear Pink Torpedo Support: WTF? Some asshat put a virus on my computer and EVERY picture I've ever uploaded to A Thousand Words is now gone. Forever. Who would do such a thing? I also have a summons on my door and a letter of appearance or something. I use your software so that the government will leave me alone. Support wrote ... Keith Hoperbeck wrote Dear Pink Torpedo Support: I can't get this software to load at all. Support wrote Have you installed the CD?   Keith Hoperbeck wrote This computer cost me $1,500. I ain't doing shit. You do it. That's what I pay you for.