| | Nothing helps you get your groove on like a bucketful of strong lager, especially if you are a Southerner. Here are some tried and tested moves for Piswasser drinkers that will have you tearing up the dance floor in no time:
Men: Start to run on the spot. Then, headbang with lots of air guitar. Punch the air. Let out the odd roar. Throw in a moonwalk if you feel confident enough. You look great. Everyone agrees.
Women: Close your eyes. Reach your arms up above your head. Stand with your legs apart. Stick out your booty and thrust downwards in a circular motion as if you are grinding a traffic cone. Sexy as hell. | |
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