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"A stray dog really will eat anything that you vomit."
- Jimbo, Las Venturas
"Never assume it's a 'she'."
- Dave, Liberty City
"Insecure 40-year-old women can be vindictive bitches when you turn them down at 2 AM."
- Sean, Los Santos
"A grown man can have hours of fun with a supermarket cart."
- Steve, San Fierro
"Police officers don't take kindly to being tipped when they drop you off."
- Suzie, Carcer City
"Never tell a doorman that 'he looks pretty when he's angry.'"
- Deano, Carson General Hospital | |
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