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| Once your match is made, PointClickShipABitch.com offers a range of shipping and delivery packages to suit any pocketbook. Please note: your bride may be spitting out polystyrene packing peanuts when she arrives. You may also be required to remove these from her other cavities. Some customers find this to be sexy and part of the bonding process with their new wife. | |
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| The Orient Express | |
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| Our premium package guarantees next-day delivery to your door! One of our ground transportation reps will meet your bride at the airport and sneak her into the cargo area. | |
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| The Overnight Bride | |
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| Your wife will be flown to a US airport within 24 hours. You will receive a text message with details of the location as soon as clearance is secured. | |
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| 3-5 Day Economy Air | |
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| A multi-connection flight package for those on a tighter budget. Please allow for jet-lag. | |
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| The Love Takes Time | |
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| Imagine the romance of meeting your future wife off a container ship that's been at sea for 3 months! Please allow 3 months for delivery. | |
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| All major credit cards accepted. Cash in hand also welcome. | |
| Please note that all air-tickets are one-way and non-refundable. Passports will be retained by PointClickShipABitch.com so that any immigration issues can be handled in-house by our team of specialists. | |
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