Roids For Boys
Bingo14
Thank you, it worked!

My son was a fat little pig with no interest in sports at all. He just used to do math and read books. I always wanted to play football when I was younger and I was determined for my son to succeed where I'd always wanted to. Within 3 months of me adding steroids into his milkshakes he started picking on the weaker kids at school. I bullied him into going to football practice and made him sleep in the garage until he got on the team. Now he loves winning and beating down on his old friends, I don't even need to kick him to persuade him to play anymore.
Administrator
RE: Thank you, it worked!

Its success stories like these that make my job worth while. That and the 400% markup I get for sticking drugs into envelopes. Thanks Bingo14.
Ruperman
You bastard

I chose your goddamn deluxe juice plan. You bastard. I paid an extra 200 bucks for a fucking orange and a page showing a single hand-drawn diagram of somebody doing an injection. I hate you.
Dawg2
Yellow skin

You didn't tell me my kid was going to turn yellower than a canary did ya. He looks like he's a bird!
Administrator
RE: Yellow skin

Hey bud, read the website properly next time. Any way it gives you a great opportunity to get an endorsement deal with a cosmetics company for their skin dyeing treatments. I can put you in contact with somebody for 40% - send me a check and I'll sort out the details.
Herbie
RE: Yellow skin

Dawg, you think you got problems. I didn't want my wife and kid to know what I was doing so I told them the pills were vitamins, she even helped me make him take them. Little did I know the stupid bitch was taking them too! At first I noticed my razor's kept going missing, next thing I know her privates have grown and now it looks like she's got outdoor plumbing. Now she gets stubble on her chin by dinnertime - I asked her what was going on and she threw the table at me.
Arky
RE: Yellow skin

That's nothing, I had my Scott on juice for just over a year when he started growing breasts. I stopped the steroids as soon I saw. Within a month his muscles had basically all gone but he's still got tits. He's been kicked off the team and now he says he wants to become a woman.
Tony
Help

I'm dead - my wife walked in on me giving Tony Jr. his monthly injection and she went nuts. At first she actually thought I was molesting my own son! I thought she'd calm down when I told her the truth but she went even more nuts and threw me out of the house. She's threatening to go to the cops - what can I do?
Halogen
Thanks!!!!

Little Henry was always a big sports fan but he was too small to be a linebacker like his old man and my old man before me. I could see it tearing him up inside, he'd even try to pretend he'd rather play dressing-up with his sister rather than go though the humiliation of not getting picked for the team. I found this site and went for the basic juice plan. A few months later I caught him beating on his sister - I was so proud: what a man.