| | | | Hey Kids, want to know about Kredit? | | | It's the Kredit Kard for Kids!
Did your parents tell you that you need a job or an income or a specific ethnicity to get a credit card? Well they're still living in the Stoned Age (trust us, you'll get to it in Third Grade)!
Bank of Liberty is pleased to announce the Piggy Bank Card! Available with pictures of your favorite cartoon characters copulating with an ATM, this card offers the under-12s a taste of what life can be like when you get your bill and shit your pants.
Enjoy a teaser rate of just 5% per week and a credit limit of $1000. But all you need to know is: that's a lot of candy! And now you can buy candy and worry about the bill or diabetes later.
Don't be a laughing stock in recess with last month's sneakers. Just pick up a form from one of our clown sales reps outside the school gate or in your local shopping mall and ask the janitor to act as co-signer. | | | The interest rate will rise to 25% in the second month. Grace periods will be changed when you least expect it. | |
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