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They're coming! It's only a matter of time before the extra terrestrials come to rape our women and enslave our children. Who will they attack first? It ain't gonna be those smoothie drinking yoga monkeys in Los Santos or those buck-toothed bad tippers on the other side of the pond that we saved in WWII. No, it'll be Liberty City that these six-eyed, fork-tongued, biphallic outlanders come to pillage. I'm ready. There's armor hidden all over the Greater Liberty City Area in preparation. Here's hoping it can stop a lazer powered death ray.
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